ass biscuit

same as dingleberries- when pieces of rectal waste become attached to anal hairs

oh no vivien has got a bit odf an ass biscuit

by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

Purple Biscuit

The act of filling jelly into your partners anus, then you feast apon it making a delicious snack

Billy: i Had a great snack last night
Joe : What was it
Billy: A big serving of Purple Biscuit
Joe: Nice

by the real man from kc March 14, 2011

drop the biscuit

phrase
1. The act of letting someone down.
2. Actually dropping a biscuit.

"Man, you always drop the biscuit. What's going on?"

by bobbyDROP_tables May 7, 2008

Biscuit

Pistol

by Lehem October 18, 2003

Titty Biscuits

Derived from a term that appears in Weebl & Bob.
1. Often used to describe (1)When something bad has happened or (2)When a situation has turned bad.
2. Biscuits of the tit.

1.
(1) Guy #1: We're can't go out till the rain lets up.
(1) Guy #2: Titty Biscuits.

(2) Guy #1: Miss is gonna bust your ass when she finds out you havn't done the work.
(2) Guy #2: Titty Biscuits.

2. Titty Biscuits are made of all things sextacular.

by Joe Wilcox December 28, 2005

douche biscuit

A douche of tremendous proportions.

Chris: wow did you see that kid trip that old lady, what a douche
Julian: no man hes beyond that, hes a douche biscuit

by toastboy55 July 31, 2006

burnt biscuit

A burnt biscuit is what you feel like when you say or do something stupid and you feel like an idiot.

I raised my hand when the teacher asked a question because I thought I knew the right answer but I was wrong and now I feel like a burnt biscuit.

by errika June 1, 2010