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Black Swanned it

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
by Stir Friday July 19, 2011
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luke black

An amazing singer who sung a song in eurovision for serbia "Samo mi se spava", he has a pet lobster and has a FANTASTIC voice
Luke Black was robbed from in the eurovisions

Luke Black is the best singer in the whole world
by Lukeblackslobster July 31, 2023
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Black by Default

Being born biracial or multiracial (specially having a Black or African American) parent but being solely raised by the other race with little to no common knowledge or acknowledgment of their blackness.
Destini was considered black by default being that she didn’t know or understand the significance of Black History Month.
by TahariTopaz September 24, 2023
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Black mamboner

Related to the black mamba, this occurs when your snake or b.b.c gets hard and starts to ejaculate like how snakes shoot poison.
Jake: what's that down there?
Jamal: That's my black mamboner
by Phazze March 30, 2021
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Black Obsidian

A code name for a female named after a crystal
Friend: “Did how did your date with black obsidian go.”
Friend 2: “Good!”
by Brickroadhouse November 23, 2022
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Black Friday

Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."

Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"
by Swoleness November 25, 2022
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Black Summer

Black Summer is your typical "think's she is black" girl but looks fully white. She makes her whole personality about being black but in reality has 5% black in her and is pale as a ghost.
by uncensored black dog April 28, 2022
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