Redneck Rap Battle

When two auctioneers go head to head.....
When I showed up for the auction early, the two auctioneers were getting warmed up in sort of a redneck rap battle.
by skint217 November 05, 2010
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On April 24th 2021 was the first ever NATIONAL Battle of the Josh’s, The First Victor was named Josh, even though we all thought Josh would win, Josh in fact came on top and won. Hopefully this becomes a yearly event. Every April 24th should be National battle of the Josh’s.
Josh: Hey josh what did you do April 24th.

Other josh: i was at the battle of the josh’s.

3rd josh: Hey josh’s what are you all talking about.

Josh: just the national josh battle.

3rd josh: hopefully i can participate next year if it happens.

National battle of the josh’s: A battle where Josh’s meet up and duke it out to see who is the real and true josh.
by Woris2216 April 25, 2021
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Battle of Hindu Kush

In GI Joe: When a top secret Russian spy craft crashed in the Hindu Kush, Afghanistan, the mission was to retrieve a gravity control device before either Cobra or Russia's October Guard.

Appeared in issue six and seven of GI Joe
Hey Riley, did you see the episode of GI Joe about the Battle of Hindu Kush last Night?
by Jesus Lizard November 28, 2009
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The Battle of Reedy Creek

The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Y’allagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridas’ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960’s and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Ron’s retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.
The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!
by Sonicbo0mz May 05, 2022
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Weaponized Battle Toaster

Weaponized Battle Toaster Is A Gender, That Not Alot Identify As But Is Still A Gender Nonetheless.
People Usually Take It As A Joke However And That Greatly Offends us! Please, Don't act like it's a joke.
P1: "Hey What do you identify as anyway?"
P2: "I Identify As A Weaponized Battle Toaster"
by Arcnetive July 19, 2023
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turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!
I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!
by sphincter sargent September 13, 2016
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wookie battle shreak

wookies are very stupid mamals and can mistake a simple jesture for something nasty and perverted. these are steps to keep you safe before entering battle, while looking for a mate or after an orgasim a "wookie" will unleash a moan/gasp also known as a wookie battle shreak. if you ever encounter such a comotion you should act accordingly 1) dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for sexual 2) get in the fetile position until the "wookie" vacates 3) if the "wookie" tries touch or molest you dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for pleasure 4) NEVER run "wookies" could mistake his for foreplay. then your fucked
wookie battle shreak :wwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by wookieguy July 02, 2010
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