The Battle of Reedy Creek

The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Y’allagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridas’ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960’s and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Ron’s retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.

The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!

by Sonicbo0mz May 4, 2022

battle of the text-es

A battle of words that takes place via text messages with a member of the opposite sex.

Person A: Why are you so pissed off?

Person B: I just let my ex suck me into a battle of the text-es.

by Thegirlwhogetsit June 24, 2010

Battle For Dream Island

Battle For Dream Island (BFDI for short) is an animated web series on YouTube made by Michael Yiming Huang featuring animate objects compete for an island called "Dream Island." There are 5 series (BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, BFB, TPOT), 1 of them is currently ongoing (The power of two). It is the first animated object show.

"My favorite web series is Battle For Dream Island."

by level20_XD December 11, 2022

grind the battle pass

Play excessive amounts of Valorant in the last 24 hours of the competitive act.

Sorry I can’t make it to gran’s funeral Monday, I gotta grind the battle pass.

by CucumberMelon January 10, 2022

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 13, 2016

Battle Ground Academy

A school located in central Tennessee. If you think they care about you, your wrong they don’t. All of the guys are gay. They may be hot or drop dead gorgeous, just don’t do it.

Battle Ground Academy sucks a big fat dick!¡

by sukdick123 December 11, 2018

wookie battle shreak

wookies are very stupid mamals and can mistake a simple jesture for something nasty and perverted. these are steps to keep you safe before entering battle, while looking for a mate or after an orgasim a "wookie" will unleash a moan/gasp also known as a wookie battle shreak. if you ever encounter such a comotion you should act accordingly 1) dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for sexual 2) get in the fetile position until the "wookie" vacates 3) if the "wookie" tries touch or molest you dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for pleasure 4) NEVER run "wookies" could mistake his for foreplay. then your fucked

wookie battle shreak :wwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by wookieguy July 6, 2010