joder balloon

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Literally “fuck balloon” from spanish verb joder which translates to “to fuck”

Hey baby, I’ve got a joder balloon... wanna ride?

by Dept of Redundancy Dept November 15, 2020

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Pop my balloon

When you been showing someone fake love and affection then behind there back treating them like shit similar to gaslighting or love bombing.

This guy really wants to pop my balloon *kinky*

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 6, 2020

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Where a couple of any sexualities' get a piece of gum, and both ejaculate in it to where it forms a pouch of the couples seamen. After this the couple play a game of rock paper scissors and who ever loses in the game has to chew the gum for the rest of the day with no complaints.

Ex: (Jimmy) Man I've been having this salty taste in my mouth after losing to a game of "Water Balloon" with Jessica

by Nutbutter December 31, 2020

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Ballooned

When you embarrass someone so hard that it makes you explode in joy

I just ballooned all over him

by arthuriant February 4, 2021

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Ballooning

When you blow into a woman’s vagina and fill up her gut with air making it almost look like a small balloon is in her gut.

Guy 1: hey bro guess what I did to my girlfriend last night
Guy 2: what’d you do?
Guy 1: we did some ballooning dude, she looked pregnant after the 3rd time.

by Biggie cheeze February 22, 2021

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