August 25

A day where you have to go give head to the last person you texted.

8/25/00 (August 25th)
Guy 1 : Bro you were the last person i texted...
Guy 2 : You know what that means... *lipbite*

by usedmaxipad August 24, 2021

August 13

National Karma Day Every ones Least favorite day. Literally Every August 13 I either stub my toe on the corner of a table

miss the bus, Cant pass a level in black ops, My Frickin Instagram account gets Hacked. and this year August 13 Just so happens to be Friday 13 witch will probaly mean double karma. 2021 really hates me

Friend: hey man its August 13
Me: OH Crap

Friend: what?
Me: Go to the store buy 15 planks of wood a hammer and a pack of nails
Friend: uhhhh....ok
Me: tell my mom im sick and cant go to school
Friend: ok but why
Me: I need to baracade myself in my room Its August 14

by ThedrillGod May 14, 2021

August 31st

The last day of summer.

“August 31st is the last day of summer.”

by I.M. Abdullah August 31, 2021

August 3rd

National wish death upon splatoon fans day

If you don't know what splatoon is splatoon is a game with a Fanbase that is 1000 times worse than the fortnite fanbase

And splatoon fans are the biggest mistakes on earth that have no life and all they do is sit down and play splatoon

So please, there should be a day that we can all wish death upon splatoon fans

Kevin: who's ready for August 3rd?
Me: did you know that August 3rd is national wish death upon splatoon fans day?

by When the imposter is sus 😀😀 July 31, 2021

August 6

A birthday for annoying ass people that argue with everything you say!

Happy Ugly Birthday Vincent! It’s august 6th

by Lemmeclapthosecheeks October 15, 2019

August 4

National Cole Sprouse worship day

Your friend: ayyyy wanna go out
You: nahh gotta go support cole it’s august 4th

by Colesprouse_lvr December 29, 2019

August 10

The day where you can only be happy

Girl why are you sad it's August 10th Wich means you can only be happy

by Itsjudi_e August 10, 2021