Retro-Spank

Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.
I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.
by RUBIWAN September 19, 2016
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Butthole spank

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.
Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.
by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015
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Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal
That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!
by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021
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Spanking

"Come here " He said as he looked at me, he was still standing at the door. "Coming" I said as I nervously walked over to him " Yes " I said as i looked down. " I heard you were talking to other boys at work, look at me" " I'm sorry.." I said " You should of though about that, when I come in after you I want to see you naked and arched over the bed, do you understand?" " Y-yes sir " I said shaking,

As i laid, naked on the bed, I saw him come in with a belt an immediately my eyes started to water and i let out a sniff. " No, shut up you don't deserve to cry" He walked up to the dresser and took out the handcuffs and a thin rope. He put on the handcuffs and then tied the thin rope to the handcuffs and hooked it up to the bed. He gently rubbed my butt and then without a warning hit my ass, hard and it made me cry out . " Please stop, I'm sorry ill do anything you say " "No don't talk if you do I wont stop until I'm tired. " As he hit my ass again and again and again I cried out and I move my body to the side, so he was only able to see my side. " Turn back, now !" . I just ignored. Just then, he grabbed me me holding me still and he hit my ass very hard and fast making me start to cry" Ow" I said as I cried " Shut up, this is what you get for disobeying me " He kept this process for 3 minutes and I continued to cry and he ignored me as my ass grew sore and started to hurt really bad. Suddenly he grabbed the belt and I really started to get really scared. I knew this would hurt.
That is a spanking.
by Itz_melilah December 21, 2022
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spank

firmly hitting someone or something in the bum as a form of punishment
my dad spanks/beats me and he left and never came back
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To get benched, dumped or fired.
You're not working there no more?

Nope, got yanked, spanked and banked, dude.

Sucks.

Tell me about it.
by Shuaman July 1, 2019
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