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Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.
by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016
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Spanked

To get killed by gunfire. Originated in Pittsburgh, Pa
"who got spanked in the ghett last night?"
by Sicksynse February 2, 2021
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spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery
John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.
by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022
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Rank spank

A term used in the game of skat(31) to show victory!
Rank spank, throw your chip in!
by Jonny D April 1, 2004
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The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
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sycronized spank

When several men get together and beat their meat at the sane time. Usually ending in synchronized climax.
Me and the boys did a sycronized spank, all that can at once was a little overwhelming
by Negativechromosomes April 19, 2018
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Spank

This part of the song spank
by Amschel May 11, 2023
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