Beat that batter

Pattacake is a Caribbean (mostly Guyanese) synonym for vagina. In the cake making process, in order to ensure a quality product, butter and sugar are combined with vigorous beating in a process called creaming. “Beat that batter,” means to deliver optimal sexual performance to ensure a pattacake is well serviced and satisfied.

I’m going to beat that batter and pound that pattacake, then spread those lips to lick all that creamy frosting.

by Sugabowl Central March 9, 2021

Beating the cheese

Masturbating with such vigor that your cream becomes cheese!

Was beating the cheese gooda for you too?

by Zuka21 August 31, 2019

beats gas

Whenever something is cool or awesome.

"Wow! Your mom just bought you a new car, that beats gas."

by New_Words_And their_Meanings August 30, 2021

beat the bacon

Where you jack off your lovers dick while your lover wears a pig mask after ejaculating your lovers shits in your mouth and make out right after

The whole night last night I beat the bacon with Nick

by Underc_overdude April 15, 2020

Beat Brother

When two dudes comment on the same pornhub video, they are beat brothers

“Me and 360Beatman are beat brothers”

by Irony123 July 13, 2020

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018