When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.
by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015
Get the Ham Titsmug. an occupational change in government service. Going from one government job to another while proclaiming allegiance to the free market system.
by wayne charming September 8, 2010
Get the tit swingmug. Michael Lewis Speck.
A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.
A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.
A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.
A boy who hits women.
A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.
A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.
A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.
A boy who hits women.
A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
by MaxMadMom December 2, 2015
Get the tit sucklermug. Generically named for the first day of the year where the weather is good enough for light tops on girls, but still contains the odd gusty wind which can take nipples by surprise causing unexpected nippilus errectus to the enjoyment of men everywhere.
by mobri April 13, 2011
Get the Tit Thursdaymug. 
by blahhhhhbruh January 31, 2015
Get the dingle titmug. When the nipples of a male/ female become so cold, they get very pointy. This is known as Sailor Tits, among other terms.
by One Suave Monkey October 19, 2011
Get the Sailor Titsmug.