Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021

Slow Burn

doing the deed for hours with breaks, snacks, candles, or toys

"Mandy and I knocked ankles last weekend." "Yeah bro?" "Yeah we slow burned for like three hours." "Daaaaaaaang!"

by Renée Dispetto May 3, 2022

Slow

Dumb, unintelligent.

I told ya'll not to use my toothpaste. Ya'll niggas so goddamn slow!

by Amour Kari October 14, 2020

Slow Cooking

Sitting in a hotboxed room until you are thoroughly gassed

Smoking gets me too high, so i'm fine with slow cooking until i'm good.

by roscy September 4, 2019

a slow

it's not a noun, but it's just "a" followed by the adjective "slow". very simple, very flexibly usable.

think of a slow train

a slow way to go

a two hour lecture is a slow way to learn

by Elat' February 13, 2022

slow toke

A slow-motion cannabis smoking video. First used in the LA/OC/Socal smoke sesh scene. It usually ends with the people getting super baked after the shoot

Let's get a Slow Toke at the sesh!
Yo my Slow Toke came out sick!

by SmokeWeedEveryDay710 October 18, 2023

The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023