A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.
Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
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My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"
My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"
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Person 1:“I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!”
Person 2: did you take melatonin because I get weird dreams every time I take melatonin.”
Person 1: yes I did, I took two.
Person 2: when you take melatonin you get something called melatonin dreams and they are just really fucking weird dreams
Person 2: did you take melatonin because I get weird dreams every time I take melatonin.”
Person 1: yes I did, I took two.
Person 2: when you take melatonin you get something called melatonin dreams and they are just really fucking weird dreams
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'When the dreaming eye opens, new worlds are born. When the dreaming eye closes, worlds are destroyed...'
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