Dad Shit

When a shit exceeds 20 minutes to complete. Comparable to how an average American Dad shits.

Damn dude, we’ve gotta go to the mall to meet up with Jessica. You’ve been on the toilet for like an hour and 15, you always take these dad shits, bro!

by PierzPressure June 17, 2019

My dad

Is the best dad in the whole wide world he taught me everything i know from sports to how to catch a ball he tought me how to do track and was their for me threw anything even tho im a pain hes still their

My dad is amazing even tho im a pain

by Captain jon October 9, 2019

unicorn dad

The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.

After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!

by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017

Lol's dad

Softer term for raping someone, taken from a character from the british drama "This is England '86"

I'm going to lol's dad the shit out of you.

by AcrobatLOL October 28, 2010

Paleo Dad

A man who rears his child based on instinct alone

Who needs a child rearing book? They've been doing this for thousands of years without books! Thanks Paleo Dad!

by shannonjoshea October 31, 2013

peekaboo dad

Dad with no parental responsibilities. Shows up only when he wants to and bears gifts to make up for not being there, in other word trying to buy his kids love

I wonder when Joshua's peekaboo dad will show up

by Angry momma March 28, 2015

dad soda

Any type of chilled brew a dad would consume after mowing the lawn, getting home from work, dropping the kids off at practice or while watching the news.

Ay, slip be another dad soda.

by FathersDay July 21, 2015