Diamond Jubilee

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.

Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polishrd off a bag of crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.

by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022

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Diamond D

The Real Diamond Dylan. But also known as Dildo Dickhead, Double Douchebag, Dick Drama, etc...and his porn name Deep Dicken

Ex.1"Who is that cocky, smug, son of a bitch?"

"Oh, that's just Double D"
Ex.2 "Whose the best fuckin name in marine upholstery?"
"Definitely Diamond D"

by Biscuit Buttshooter June 29, 2022

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Abandoning honesty and a sense of individuality for the sake of chasing success, clout, views, and whatnot.

i.e. A professional critic who doesn't review things with their honest opinions but rather whatever will get more people to agree with what they say.

"That Sebastian guy is a real sellout. He's been breathing diamonds ever since his last book series flopped."

by RatDespiser March 15, 2025

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Diamond in the rough

Nick. He doesn't know just how awesome he is.

That boy nick? He's going through it like the rest of us but he's a diamond in the rough. Fucker shines so bright.

by Thedazeddaisy May 2, 2022

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diamond sort

Down to earth and extremely attractive woman, An awesome, smart, random, crazy, sexy fun loving girl. She can make you laugh all the time and can pull off any outfit any day. She's the sweetest and nicest person you'll ever meet.

“Did you see Kristy, that woman is a Diamond Sort”

by D.Guvnor January 4, 2024

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diamond sombrero

a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.

Many a player has worn the golden sombrero but few have worn the diamond sombrero

by Woody Thomas June 13, 2007

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