silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023

Dusche-Cannon

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.

"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"

by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008

cannonize

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.

In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.

by QuacksO September 17, 2022

Milwaukee Cheese Cannon

A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.

Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.

Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.

⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.

After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.

by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025

Tazmanian Cannon

The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.

The Tazmanian Cannon made my room a mess.

by doc6104 October 5, 2023

Cannon Levi Lamar

THE nicest person you will meet. He has been in multiple relationships and doesn't like {coopkakes}.

If you are reading this Cannon you might be creeped out but trust me I know you...

Chloe: Have you seen {Cannon Levi Lamar's} butt?
Dakota: WTF uh... Missed me with {dat} {gay shit}

by coopkakes July 16, 2018

Super Suck Cannon

A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.

Oh crap, he is using his Super Suck Cannon.

by Yoinky Bruh March 12, 2019