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Dash yourself 

Dash yourself or dash it- A quote made up by Kingsland Road (as I'm aware). Its like the F-word. And consists of a hand gesture where you get your hand and move it at a side angle. And say 'Dash yourself'. You put your hand out flat at first to decide whether you should dash something. (Its kind of hard to define)
Connor: Matt didn't learn the new song lyrics for rehearsals.
Matt: What song?
Connor: Dash yourself Matt!
Josh and Thompson: Dash yourself.
(I dunno)
Dash yourself by Ilovebandsxx February 17, 2015
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go fuck yourself with a sausage 

take a sausage and fuck yourself , so if you are reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage
E.g : Brigita is annoying mark junior , so mark tells her , go fuck yourself with a sausage

to put (oneself) yourself out there

A verb complex used in a dating concerning context, which means to give other people and yourself a chance to get to know somebody who might be dating material. This can include being open to new types of people, to not judge directly and not think about the fact too much and just to let it happen.
A: I will never have a relationship/someone/soulmate etc.

B: You just have to put (oneself) yourself out there!

December 16 Love yourself day 

you need some self-love to boast you up. Go shopping by yourself or do what makes you happy. Tbh you should love yourself everyday. Give yourself some compliments right now. Just a reminder: don’t harm yourself, you’re beautiful and perfect. Keep doing what makes you you and makes you happy, ily with all my heart.
Girl: Its December 16th, it’s “Love yourself day”

-goes to mirror-

Girl: “You’re stunning, beautiful, confident, hot, worthy, funny, and amazing.”
December 16 Love yourself day

Go Fuck Yourself 

Hello and welcome to my presentation to why you should go fuck yourself. Spoiler Alert, it's because you are a piece of shit that no one likes. But why are you shit? were you raised this way or, unfortunate circumstances to blame?, No, your just terrible. Still confused? of course you are, here's a pie chart that should straighten things up, here's a quick visual aid and I think this next slide really drives the point home, fuck you go fuck yourself. Now this graph is, really interesting. As you can see it shows the number of people that want you to go fuck yourself over time. Of note, this isn't 99% percent of the population. This isn't even 99.999% of the population. This is the 100% of the population, that's right, even you want you to go fuck yourself so what are you doing here? Go on go do it now, You may be asking, does all this hatred represent a weakness on my own part? Could it be that nobody deserves to hear the words "go fuck yourself" because every single human being on the planet is a worthwhile and a valuable member of society? No!, go fuck yourself. In conclusion, i want you to know that i don't really mean anything I'm saying here. I think you're a good person and ultimately i don't want you to go fuck yourself. Just kidding haha, go fuck yourself. Thank you.

go fuck yourself 

Beat it. Buzz off. Get lost. Hit the road, Jack (and don't you come back). Scram. Get stuffed.
If you need and example of this phrase in a sentence, you should probably go fuck yourself.