Buestiny's Child

When you spend all day eating nothing but Kinder Bueno products, and you take a large dump.

"I've just done the largest Buestiny's Child"

by ChildishGambueno April 17, 2019

WENDIGO CHILD

A “Magic Being” capable of Creating their own reality unbothered by physical disadvantages They have the power to shift realities And Bend Nature to their will .

Did you just make a fire out of stone and notepaper…..What are you ? A wendigo child ??

by VERYFLASHY444 February 14, 2022

child connersaur

A man to measure the sex they had with a kid and tape it

Tyler: hey samuel.
Sam: no not again .
Tyler: this time im bringing the child connersaur with us
Cc (behimd tree) yesss!

by Usingdrugslike2001 May 01, 2018

Popsicle Child

Popsicle child, (or popsicle baby) is a baby created from sperm that has previously been frozen for artificial insemination.

The lesbian couple down the street have a popsicle child.

by Thisisnotinstyle November 22, 2013

closet child

1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.

2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.

I am a closet child. Let me be with my people.

by TheOGCC November 07, 2019

ship child

The child of two or more people (fiction or real) you want to get together.

I love Deku x Uraraka, I made a ship child for them!

by {Cherry_Animatics25} October 20, 2022

Air Child

A person who doesn't fit in, doesn’t belong, kind of an outcast, without an achieving, personality, can't find a place for their personality to strive, can't seem to develop a personality.

Refers to an individual that moves frequently and has a hard time to make friends.

"My belief for having such a bland personality is the cause of my family moving many times. The more we moved, the harder it was to make friends. No wonder I’m such an air child.”

by David White March 01, 2012