winter coat

A word used to describe a gradual increase in body weight, generally caused by the intake of excess calories, little exercise, or may be caused by a medical condition. A winter coat is maintained during months of the year where one is less likely to reveal their acquired blubber... hence giving it the name "winter coat."

Lindsey: (While using two hands to grasp her abdomen) "Feel this."

Jennifer: "Well, what's that?"

Lindsey: "That's my winter coat."

by Jenn N. January 28, 2008

Winter

a big dumb fuckin idiot hahahah

Winter sure is a big dumb fuckin idiot hahahah

by swagkingoftheding June 19, 2020

e-winner

One whom uses the anonymity of the internet as a medium to dogmatically broadcast his noteworthy social standing. E-Winners command respect, awe and admiration. An E-Winner will typically be a wrestler, secret agent, bodybuilder, hip hop DJ, womaniser and a skater of international reputation concurrently. Their 1337 skills are so awesome that they are able to maintain 100 kills and zero deaths on Counterstrike Source wilst simultaneously being blown by their girlfriend. When offline, E-Winners spend the majority of their waking hours masturbating furiously over dead body porn and dedicate an inordinate amount of time to frotting the plug socket or USB ports on their computer.

Todd: Your status was set to "away" on Messenger, is everything ok?
Br4d: Yeah its all totally sweet, i picked up this hot babe at the club and put the bouncer in a scorpion deathlock for 11 hours because he looked me in the eye.
Todd: You've been gone for twenty five minutes you fucking e-winner.
Br4d: Sweeet.

by Joshoid April 23, 2006

winNER

a winner is when a guy is having sex with a chick and goes out as hard and as fast as possible in order to come VERY quickly. When he does he shouts, "WINNER" in her face!

Spike is a winner all the time

by penguin July 23, 2003

old man winter

Old Man Winter is an old, elderly person who is cold-hearted and cruel. He is the kind of person that most people don't like.

Watch out for Old Man Winter!

by lyman March 14, 2005

Winter

a guy that thinks he is cool due to a celebratory dance he pulls off for no apparent reason

you absolute winnet

by Darren Ediss March 28, 2003

winnersh

"Winnersh" is a town near Reading in the U.K., but is also an alternative to the word "good" and works in any context where "good" could appear.

"You will shortly be arriving at Winnersh Station"

"Huh, it's a pretty winnersh day"

"Did you see that old guy fall off his bike?"
"Yeah, that was pretty winnersh."

by Shebrew February 24, 2006