PARKER

Has a beer billy and is a fat lard who also drinks coke and eats mickeys every day.

OOO look there is a parker

by maiovhjzsdwf February 14, 2022

Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb

When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back

by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022

Parker

Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.

Person A: “Have you met Parker?”

Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”

by gay.llama February 20, 2023

Parker

A guy who uses girls for their popularity.A guy who has a different girlfriend every 5 seconds.UGLY af.

Person #1:Ew look it’s “Parker”
Person#2:He’s the one with 10 girlfriends right?
Person#1:Yup.

by GnoobePlayer1234 November 3, 2019

Parker

A litel peace of shit and acts like a girl on her period HAS no penis just vagina is name of kid

That parKer

by Penis makeer December 23, 2019

Richard Parker

KIVASH EFF OFF!!!

Richard Parker /KUIFIE

by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020

Parker

The guy in class who doesn’t pay attention and makes it everyone’s problem. Also probably racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or all of the above.

Person A: who the hell is making animal sounds in class?
Person B: that’s just Parker

by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022