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Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.
*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."
by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019
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Shooz on a wire

An indication that drugs can be scored in a given location
The origins of this(before ii went all mainstream)
Was that if you saw a pair of tied together tennis shoes thrown over a telephone wire it meant drugs could be scored nearby
Those in y know would know where
Ted:"we go quail hunting tonight? Ned: "nuff". Ted:"shooz on a wire?" Ned:"I know a trap house".
by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021
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Jazz Singh Wire

A doorbell Jazz Singh wires into your electrical system and allows you to connect your doorbell push button and chime at a much lower voltage. They can be located inside or outside of your home but are usually attached to an electrical junction box in an inconspicuous location.
After locating the Jazz Singh wire I was able to resolve the issue.
by Oroku Saki 17 January 11, 2022
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Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.
Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.
by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022
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Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker
I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?
by Peltmaster August 16, 2022
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Copping the wire

Prison slang for stealing another inmate’s items off their fishing line (the string they use to send exchange items between cells).

Sometimes when the line is sent to the gallery, another inmate snatches it for themselves.
I tried sending Bill some coffee on a line, but he never got it because someone has been copping the wire.
by Bbsuperfan1111 September 14, 2022
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Bops and wines

by Abz and dookoe September 27, 2022
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