dutch wagon

The mobile version of the Dutch oven, usually done by the driver who can lock the windows.

Last night, driving home, I gave my wife the worst Dutch wagon!!

by Grayskull June 29, 2016

liquor wagon

A moped or motor scooter driven by someone who has no other means of transportation because they lost their license for driving drunk and aren't allowed to drive any other motorized vehicle.

Extra sadness points are awarded if the scooter is observed being driven by someone over 40, used to transport alcoholic beverages, or parked in front of a bar or liquor store.

Why is Jimmy riding a scooter? He's 52 years old!
That's his liquor wagon. He got popped for DUI and lost his license for a year.

by doubleblock June 16, 2016

powder wagon

The act of not wanting to use cocaine anymore!

I saw Nic at Nighttrips last night and he had that look on his face like he had fallen off the powder wagon and would be motor boating a stripper momentarily!

by Joenokc May 14, 2016

John Wayned

John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!

Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "

A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"

by D3adsy182 January 28, 2017

tuck wagon

When something doesn't make sense or isn't going right.

"What kinda tuck wagon shit is that."

by LotLizard121 April 22, 2018

Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.

I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.

by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018

kenny wayne

A hairy yet bald fat man that only screams and is obsessed with studley hungwell running off with his wife.

That fat bald hairy guy must be a kenny wayne.

by Butt plug bull stick June 3, 2018