Washington State Midget Mudslide

When 4 or more midgets all have massive diarrhea in front of a Marijuana dispensery, and then proceed to use it as a slip-n-slide

Those midget neighbors of ours pulled a Washington State Midget Mudslide again!

by Loppytits November 18, 2014

walking fleek

a person with their hair, face, clothes, shoes, nails, attitude, and pretty much everything fleeked. they look cute asf and nobody can tell them different. they are a walking fleek. if you see a walking fleek, point them out because they put in that effort. walking fleeks should be rewarded. and if u a walking fleek, you stay fleekin!

*girl with everything on point walks up*
friend: "dam girl u a walking fleek!"
interested person: "she fly asf, she a walking fleek"
walking fleek: "i kno 💅"

by a cute ho October 13, 2015

washing raspberries

The excuse one gives for not showing up to an imprtant event, because they were masturbating.

Me: Alex why weren't you at the rehearsal last Sunday?
Alex: I was washing raspberries.

by shugatitz November 24, 2015

Wanking

The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off

Wanking
Hey Michael is wanking right now

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

walking

Walking (also known as ambulation) is THEE most badboy gait of terrestrial locomotion among legged animals. If performed incorrectly can result in single or multiple catastrophic faceplants. Thomas Edison (the dick) coined the biomechanical hack when he was sick of bashing his head against tables doings barrel rolls and accidentally kicking dickxs willy-nilly (Pun Intended) since before then the only mode of transportation was to crawl, teddy roll or just plain roll (but if you did that kids said your dad shopped at netto.) If you attempted to achieve bipedal ambulation before 'The Great Bimble' which took place on Jimmy Saviles grave before he was born. You'd get poked by sticks by locals and sent back to whence came. Hair straighteners were often used to lengthen and straighten the legs. This resulted in properly, slic, sleek, LUSCIOUS, easy to maintain lugs. Because you're well worth it. In order to sit at the dinner table, people would often perform a vigorous roll towards said chair and flosbury flop. Its a type of pole vault.

In the 18th century bubble wrap was invented as an act of war to protect human meatsuits from the pissy cobbles or everywhere but especially Hunslet, Leeds.

person 1: lets go for a walking
person 2: oh what you mean a bitta ambulation for the nation ye?
person 1: ye
person 2: why didnt you say lets get onit mymush
person 1: lets go charvva beaver works ye

person 2: ye

person 2: need to straighten my legs first tho can i use your ghds
person 1: bubble n wrap ye kidda
person 2: ye but can I use your ghds
person 1: ye

by mouisa October 20, 2021

chicken-walking twink fluffer

noun; A homosexual male of the most flamboyant variety; A male prostitute

Look at that douche-bag in the turtleneck, he's such a chicken-walking twink fluffer

by Lifesaver & Lazarus December 3, 2007

Ghetto Dish Washing

Rinsing off the dishes and then putting them at the bottom of the clean ones.

if you are in a hurry to go someone and you have a bunch of dirty dishes, ghetto dish washing would be the answer.

by sirswimsalot July 11, 2009