what had happened was

Phrase often heard at the beginning of a fictitious tale typically offered as an excuse for inappropriate, unprofessional or otherwise suspect behavior.

Tonisha: "Tyrone,lemme aks you a question...how come when I called you last night at 11PM you didn't pick up yo' phone!?"

Tyrone: "Oh, last night...last night...oh, what had happened was my grandmoms had called, talkin' bout she wet her bed again and I had to drive all da way out to Jersey to wash 'da sheets."

Tonisha: "So why didn't you pick up your phone?"

Tyrone: "Why you trippin? I just told you why. Damn!"

by DenDada December 22, 2006

what a catch donnie

the saddest song in existence

Me: *what a catch donnie comes on* ERMAGAWD NO!

by thnksfrptrck July 6, 2015

what the fluff

It's a more polite way to say 'what the f*ck'.

- Guy 1: What the fluff is this?
- Guy 2: I don't know.

by Edu ;-; November 11, 2015

What is it?

Something Sudo Reboot says due to a complete lack of knowledge in any given subject area.

I'm now installing, 'what is it?' er my er 'what is it?' network driver.

by Silent Robot January 12, 2021

ever what

Another way of saying "whatever" to provide added emphasis showing that you don't care.

Ever what!

by blarghvierdes July 21, 2010

Bruh what

When you gotta question

Teacher:jsificsuhcsijcaivswui
Me:bruh what

by Nun of yo business August 20, 2017

what the hell is this?

A phrase commonly used in polls. If you see "What the hell is this?" as a poll option, it would usually have a lot of votes.

Also means "What is this?," but funnier.

What do you think about this site?
Ummmm, not bad
Cool
Terrific
Best one
What the hell is this?

by Jerr November 12, 2004