Sperm Whale

A guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools

Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles

Girl #2: Ewww gross

Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!

by sarasplayroom.com April 4, 2010

Canadian Whale Penis

Whilst receiving fellatio the man forcefully sticks his big toe up the woman's asshole.

Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.

Man 2: That sounds awesome.

Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!

Man 2: What the hell is that?

Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.

Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!

by DizzleDoozleDaz January 9, 2011

jumping the whale

An expression used by people too stunned to remember it's supposed to be "jumping/jumped the shark" and too lame to realize that that phrase has, in fact, jumped the shark.

"I think that series is really jumping the whale," said the loser, which brought only stunned looks from the rest of his buddies at the debating club.

by Adman12 September 21, 2005

Whale

A female of independant means. More endearing way of stateing single-ness.
Term also used to express exuberance towards flying solo.

"shut up, I'm a whale"

"WHALE IT UP"

by Of 8 March 28, 2009

Whale Wars

A dumb tv show where a bunch of incompetent hippies chase the Japanese whaling fleet and others in a futile effort to stop them from doing something that is not wrong or illegal in any way(there whales not people). They have no idea what they are doing at all and generally do dumb things like deliberately ramming other ships, trying to disable the propellers of other ships with ropes, driving through perilous ice fields with a ship that is not designed to drive through ice (which nearly destroys them), making a mess (ie throwing glass bottles, "stinky butter", and flour onto other ships), causing international incidents, illegally boarding other ships and getting decked then complaining about how their crew was taken "hostage", driving around the ocean with inadequate fuel supplies, lying, and generally agrivating the Japanese and others which usually just gets the hippies in trouble. In one episode they tried to interfere with the seal hunt, were boarded by the Canadian Coast Guard and arrested, also their ship was confiscated. They also like to exaggerate things for example the captain claims he was shot but it was just a piece of a flashbang thrown from a Japanese ship. The captain likes to shoot his mouth off on tv and is the least sane of the crew who do whatever he wants. Are bound to have something very bad happen to them if they persist. Please dont watch this show your life is too precious to be wasted on this (unless your watching it to laugh at them ;))

Whale Wars Sucks

by CoffeeForJaffer November 22, 2009

beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.

"Whoa! look at that beached whale"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

whale out of water

a whale out of water is a morbidly obese "human" wearing fishnets on numerous parts of its "body". named because it is the size of a whale, is walking on land, and has obviously broken numerous fishermen's nets. its normal habitat is in/around topic and is a good sign to run like fuck and handlefuck some douche bags' cars on the way out.

steve:HOLY FUCK DUDE. i just barfed up a kidney and both my llungs when that whale out of water walked by in nothing but a skimpy bikini and fishnet. god damnit what is this world coming to. and why is the holocaust over???
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag.

by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006