whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

I went round to Tony's and John was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job.

Post sport locker room: Guys, we won! Let's celebrate by having a whack job.

by WaxyBellend January 18, 2011

Paddy whack the knick knack

A slang term defining female masturbation.

Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.

by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007

Brazilian Whacked

When a Brazilian employee at Dunkin Donuts screws up your coffee

I got Brazilian Whacked today at Dunks. I ordered a coffee with cream and sugar, they gave me one with milk and NO sugar.

by boiled goose July 6, 2009

Hot dog flavored tally whacker

A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis

I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker

by 1337lordofmaximumpwnage January 18, 2009

whack arnolds

Adj; used to describe anything that is whack, including ideas that havent happend yet.

"That nigga on youtube was whack arnolds"

by GMUPATRIOT January 28, 2008

whack attack

Another use of "whack attack" is the act of masturbathing multiple times without taking a break to relax or recharge. After the orgasm, one must sustain an erection and achieve another orgasm for it to be considered a whack attack.

Also, the word whack attack can be used to describe someone/thing that would cause someone to hace a whack attack.

Every time my roommate goes home for the weekend, I have a massive whack attack

That girl is really hot, she makes me want to hav e a whack attack

by Deepy April 30, 2006

Whackadoo

Something pleasurable yet outlandish and out of the ordinary.

I'm gonna give you a list of whackadoos for the holiday season...put up 3 million lights, 23 raindeer, drink way too much and run around the neighborhood. Now that's whackadoo.

by Neil Mihalich October 1, 2006