Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.

"I gave Sara a vaginal chainsaw massacre last night"

by Maikelele March 21, 2019

granular vaginitis

A military term that signifies someone's pissy attitude being from their time in the sandbox.

"What's wrong with you today Plants?"
"Nothing's wrong with him, he's just got granular vaginitis."

by Redsnowflake March 23, 2010

Vaginal Return

Forcing a pregnant lady to put her baby back in her pussy after giving birth resulting in the death of the child and the mother.

After see the autism in my son's eyes, we decided to choose the vaginal return option to end our suffering.

by PPhil24 August 6, 2020

Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

Vagineer

a person who specializes in and is well versed in the exploration, navigation, mechanics and inner workings of the human vagina.

He was a fucking vagineer with my pussy, he made me cum four times.

by Vedgefucky January 15, 2019

Vaginitis

A diagnosis that urges you to say things like “I’ve literally seen a vagina with more balls than you”

“Ive literally seems a vagina with more balls than you”
“Wow He must have vaginitis, what a pussy lol”

by Poop88838484 December 6, 2021

vaginal corpse

Extra layer of skin which overused pussies get when they fuck the whole team

Tina always fucking the squad her Coochie experied bologna she got vaginal corpse

by MilfHunter452 February 27, 2017