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Vampire Traffic

noun : When there is a halting or slowing down of cars on a major highway all because they saw the sun shinning in their eyes and are so frightened that they need to slam on their brakes.

This is usually done by morons that don't know their car is equipped with a visor to prevent exactly this occurrence.
Also more common in areas after an overpass, or after a highway wall.
It will ruin your life because you'll realize that you just sat in traffic because a couple of people thought the giant yellow thing was going to kill them and slowed down to a crawl.
"Sorry Im late I was driving on the LIE when I hit some bad Vamire traffic."

"just had to replace my bumper because of some vampire traffic."
by T.J.X February 21, 2010
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Vampire Sweat

A sparkly substance that covers the body of a vampire when he/she/it stands in the sun.
The highly popular series Twilight spread a false rumor about vampires having sparkly skin, when in fact the sparkly substance that covers the skin is merely vampire sweat, as shown in the movie Twilight.
by ubiquitousbringerofbadnews February 27, 2011
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vampire hunters 2

A game in ROBLOX that is very fun to play! It is about hiding or if u detective killing the vampire. And if u are vampire the fist person u kill will be vampire then u kill the rest of the people with ur buddy. But be careful! The detective is out and looking for the vampires! So Doge the bulets buy power ups and try ur best. But that only ally's for the node classic. Now I'll tell u the 2 other modes. Helpless. It's when there is 1 and ONLY 1 vampire. No detective just 1 vampire and the rest r survivors. But... The hard thing about helpless is it's hard to find people. So find them in time! Now. Vampire vs Human. There are a couple vampires and a couple detectives. No power ups work for that mode. So Yea. Last mode is (that I can't rlly spell) judegnature. There's 1 vampire with ALOT of health And the rest of the people are detectives Detectives shoot the vampire till he/she is dead. But be careful! Don't kill urself doing that. Vampire kill the detectives trying not to get shot ALOT. And that's all u really need to know about the game oh and also there are teams people say there bad but I'd say there good. So join the good skilled team or make ur own it's really fun and is a good way to make friends. And pluse if u make the team u have the privilege to kick people out 😉
by iiheart_ii January 17, 2017
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Vampire

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. A person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.
That guy is a vampire. He doesn’t get in relationships. He will probably never get married.
by Sheila V December 3, 2018
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Vampire diaries

When you eat a girl out while she is on her period and then tell her family what you did
Hi father in-law me and your daughter did vampire diaries last night
by Dickout6inch February 27, 2021
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Violent Vampire

Bite a chunk out of the girls neck just before the orgasm.
I gave the bitch the ol Violent Vampire!
by Checter November 4, 2009
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the vampire

A girl in your class who never sleeps and allways is to tired to do any work.
Also know as 'the Cille'
Damn here comes Cecillie she is sooo tired all the time. - she is the vampire!
by Jakob Gant October 2, 2007
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