Urban Dictionary

Some fake dictionary that calls everyone hot, or everyone ugly. None of this stuff is real, so dont get your hopes up when you look up your name and it says you get pussy.

Urban Dictionary is gay

by Tiki boy July 13, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A site where everyone spews their biological frustrations in the form of sexually suggestive definitions for words.

Me: Types 'Light' in the search bar in Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: It's an important asset in having good sex.

by Hydra-3 November 3, 2022

urban dictionaried

When an ordinary word is defined in urban dictionary completely differently than in an average dictionary (usually is highly sexualized)

My innocence was destroyed because of the urban dictionaried definition of the word 'eggplant'

by boi_in_a_band December 12, 2018

Urban dictionary

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

literally the site you're on smartass

Hey, what if you searched up "Urban Dictionary" ON the Urban Dictionary? - Some guy
Hm, good idea. I'll try that! - Maybe you, or someone else

Hey, uh, this is just a joke, so sorry if it offended you! - Me

by Mr.Noob12 September 20, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A place for terms not conventionally found in an English dictionary. Not a place for your politics and opinions.

"Dude what a retard, he gave his opinion on Urban Dictionary about how it's not a place for opinions"

"The reason you're getting so many down votes on Urban Dictionary is because no cares about your shitty opinion"

by Dkui July 23, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The most important Dictionary.

OH yeah, I used Urban Dictionary to look up ____ it's very helpful.

by The extreme Pseudonym December 2, 2019