University of San Diego 

USD, known by students as "Univeristy of Spoiled Daughters", is a prestigious school sitting on top of a hill overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Definitley known as one of the most beautiful campuses in the country, it is rumored that the school spends over $1 million a year in upkeep. The school itself offers extensive academic opportunities, with graduate schools in business and law in addition to the undergraduate program.
The students all come from extremely wealthy families, and the student parking lots are almost always filled with BMW's and Range Rovers. Closets are filled with Juicy Couture, Prada, Gucci, and every girl on campus wears Chanel sunglasses. Virtually all of the guys on campus surf, and there's always wetsuits hanging over dorm balconies. Students tend to go to either Pacific Beach or Mission Beach to party, and most weekends groups of students will head down to Mexico. The school is great for kids who want to be in class one minute, and at the beach either surfing or tanning the next.

"We go to school where you spring break."

"Where's that?"

"University of San Diego."

University of San Diego by Sara3567 August 18, 2006

Willamette University 

A small, private liberal arts university in Salem, OR containing a delicate blend of higher education and THC. No other school will leave you feeling so intellectually stimulated, yet so goddamn stoned.

Blunts up, Bearcats. You're at Willamette University.

Willamette University by bearkitten January 16, 2011

Universal Excuse 

An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.

The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."

Universal Excuse can be used as follows:

Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"

Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."

Universal Excuse by crazycyrax May 8, 2009

jacksonville state university 

Pronounce Jacksun-VILLE' The Harvard of Calhoun County, Alabama. AKA The Gem of the Hills.Previously known as a huge party school until the killjoy city council went on a rampage and shut down any outlets of fun. Student body heavily comprised of Georgia transplants. Students are referred to as Jacksonvillians. A beautiful campus in a nice college town. If you go here, stay out of Piedmont.

"Where are you going to school?" "Where else? Jacksonville State University."

jacksonville state university by asd_iop October 11, 2013

Universal American School of Dubai (UAS) 

The world's most problematic High School, 2019.

Freshman: DRAMA. The guys in the grade think they're the shit when their faces are full of acne and unibrow, and their teeth look like traffic cones. Most problematic and undeveloped grade.

Sophomore: Probably the most unproblematic grade and the grade that is most in unison. other than all the girls in the grade smoking in the last bathroom stall together, they're okay.

Juniors: ART FREAKS. Think their style is the most amazing thing to grace this earth and most of them dream of going to UAL (University of Arts in London) Their grade is also very in unison. THEY LOVE THE SENIORS and like the Sophomores but HATE the freshman, They're so judgmental and rude to them.

Seniors: Love each other so much. Everyone is friends with everyone. Super sweet. All very mature and very developed. THEY LOVE THE JUNIORS.

"What school do you go to?"
"Universal American School of Dubai (UAS)"
"oh ok bye"
"why?"
"I've Heard how problematic the kids at UAS are, No thank you"

Universal American School of Dubai (UAS) by Mr. McAnus May 15, 2019

Boston University

A private institution for kids with canada gooses.

Unless you're an ugly guy, because you probably won't get laid anywhere else that doesn't have a 4-6 guy to girl ratio. You're either a snake in Questrom, a socially inept Eng kid crying, or you don't know what you want to do in CAS.

#WestisBest

Guy 1: Hey, do you know if it's possible to get an A at Boston University?

Guy 2: Haha no, we have the worst grade deflation in the country

Boston University by Versac November 18, 2018

University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign 

n.
The university in Urbana and Champaign that is in the Big Ten. The U of I offers many great programs, but its greatest is the engineering program, which attracts students from all around the country.

I'm going to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign to study Environmental Engineering.

University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign by cpsmath October 31, 2004