fishing for unicorns

To leave the door open while looking out of it

Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.

by Flying away September 29, 2017

Queen of Unicorns

The most hilarious nicest amazingest best beautifulist uniperson ever. Zoë.

Hey Isn't the Queen of Unicorns amazing!?

by Unipress May 25, 2018

gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.

For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."

by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014

Unicorn Fallacy

When someone develops a superiority complex due to being convinced they have the perfect mix of attractiveness and personality.

This fallacy often develops an arrogant attitude with a misplaced sense of self-righteousness that leads to people disliking them.

Why is she treating people like shit and telling them how hot and awesome she is?
Bro, unicorn fallacy!

by Me Three 5 eight October 8, 2019

unicorn mug

A little French girl surrounded by English idiots

Have you seen that unicorn mug in R&D?

by BigSal72 December 18, 2018

Unicorn Fly

Adj;English;

When something seems so beautiful to the point that it seems magical

Kay and her sisters agreed that the pictured hair coloring technique was unicorn fly because of how the color meshed together.

by Kaydatazz January 29, 2018

burnt unicorn

Burnt unicorn is the smell of your fart when you've been holding it in all day. You've been at school or work all day and you can't fart. You get off the bus and walk to your house and as soon as you get inside you let it rip and all you smell is burnt unicorn.

"Holy crap that fart sure smelled like burnt unicorn"

by Lary Mirmingham November 21, 2016