Trumping

Taking a Trump is diarrhea, but, when you make it to the toilet, pants halfway down, it goes all over the place and you sit down because you aren't through.

I would've made it to work on time but I was, "trumping," and had to go to the store covered in sh*t to get bleach.

by XXroflcakes May 25, 2017

Trumping

1). Saying an outrageous lie.

2). Lying

3). Acting outrageously while lying like a crazy person.

Trumping "You a trumpin son of a bitch!" Trump "Girl, dont you trump to me!" Trumping or to trump "Boy, you be trumpin!"

by BD! March 14, 2018

Trumping

Tweeting while pooping, preferably in the morning.

I hope that guy washed his hands after trumping.

by NotAPseudonymOrAntonym January 2, 2020

Trumped

Getting grabbed by the pussy

That drunk guy just trumped me!

by Pandaz4life23 November 15, 2016

a trump

A "Trump" is the highlight of an evening when a trump voter jerks you off while you squat and shit in their mouth yelling "MAGNA MUTHERFUCKER MAGNA!!

I took Jenny home last night and found out she voted for Orange Hitler....so I saw the need to pull a trump. Boy was she surprised!

by Taxidrvr May 6, 2018

trump

1. Refusing to pay someone after they provided a service.
2. Grabbing someone in the genital area without their consent.
3. Mocking someone about a characteristic they cannot control, such as a disability.

1. After Freestate Electrical serviced his Washington DC hotel, he trumped them $2 million.
2. There are recordings of the sex offender bragging about trumping women's genitals.
3. The insecure children mocked the boy with cancer for not having hair.

by COBRA44 April 3, 2017

trump

Verb: 1) to defecate on yourself

2) the act of messing something up so badly that even small children know you have done wrong; while simultaneously acting like you know what you are doing.

e.g. 1) "Whoopsie I just trumped my pants!"
e.g. 2) "You just trumped that book report! Did you even read the book?"

by Squeezeboxgoddess June 30, 2017