jewish taters

the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.

Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!

by ballstits February 21, 2008

tater

n. A fatty outgrowth from the bottom of the buttocks, usually larger on one side and potato-like in appearance, and only found on extremely overweight individuals. Truck/lorry drivers seem especially prone to possessing them.

Whoa, that hee-haw is so fat, he's got a tater the size of a football!

by Executor321 October 8, 2011

Andrew Tate

Richest motherfucker alive his networth is around trilion dollars.

Reporter: Would you fight Andrew Tate?
Jake Paul: Starts crying.

by jaromeeeee July 19, 2022

tater tots

Crusty balls.

Dude. What's with your stanky balls? Oh, you haven't taken a shower in three weeks. Nice tater tots.

by frank22222 February 28, 2012

Taterjerk

A collection of Michigan State University Cyber-dorks where the attendees are eating tater tots while pleasuring themselves and others. This is usually followed by a taterwax where they wax eachothers behinds with the remains of the taterjerk.

Are you guys going to be at the taterjerk this saturday?

Fo shizzle, I wouldn't miss waxing eachother fo nothin.

by znerd November 19, 2003

taters

Something good or cool.

Wow, that's completely taters

by the DustRoom February 21, 2003

Tater Thot

See 'Thot(s)'

Much like regular thots, these tater thots are lightly larger, fluffier thots.

That girl was kinda curvy, I've heard she's hooked up with a few guys, what a tater thot.

by Urbanscholar April 25, 2014