Thomas

noun-

Guy who won't shut up about that one time he went to Germany. Golf addict, dad rock lover, don't ask about his sock collection.

Hey what's your name?
Thomas.
That makes sense.

by birdgirlgirl April 17, 2024

Thomas

A person who lacks any emotion intelligence. Who is only a friend when he wants something and will sulk when asked to help with the most menial tasks

Ffs Thomas is home.

by Dddssseee April 25, 2024

Thomas

Thomas is an autistic dumbass

Thomas! you autistic dumbass!!!

by Tim__tom69 April 30, 2024

Thomas

The cutest person in the world

Person: Who's Thomas
Me: JUST THE CUTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

by SOLJONNYoo May 5, 2024

Thomas

A fatass whose dick is less than one centimeter long. And got caught jerking in the bathroom

I am masturbating on this 30 second video
Thomas what are you doing?
Nothing

Are you masturbating!
NOO!!!!!!

by The menice May 7, 2024

Thomas

a guy who loves to play bass, metaphorically and physically. he loves to fiddle with the strings. He thinks that taylor swift is a satanic worshiper when he himself is.

Thomas played bass to summon a demon made of seamen.

by seamandeman1234 May 12, 2024

Thomas

The boy who will break your heart worse than you couldve ever imagined

"Thomas and me went out for a year happily only for him to break my heart" -writer

by urpersonalgirlsgirl May 12, 2024