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tire swing pony

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people
by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015
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Pink pony in the room

An issue that one pretends it doesn’t exist. Tension between people.
by Donda Donda September 28, 2021
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Colonel Cotton Pony

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).
Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!
by swampchappy February 1, 2010
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One horse pony

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.
Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.
by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020
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Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.
No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!
by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020
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Essex Polo Pony

Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.

Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the
That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony
by Hawk303 July 6, 2011
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Pedro Pony Day

Pedro Pony Day takes place on the first of September every two years. It’s a day where everyone who decides to participate celebrates the creation and life of Pedro Pony. People can celebrate in any way they want such as watching Peppa pig (the show which Pedro Pony comes from) and posting clips of him on social media.
by Tammy Sandford August 19, 2021
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