The dictionary but urban
by xX_ninjashyper_Xx June 26, 2018
Get the Urban dictionarymug. by Disisamerica December 8, 2018
Get the Urban dictionarymug. Urban Dictionary is a website full of crappy definitions of random words. Anyone can post the meanings of words and those definitions are usually based on memes or implying sexual words/meanings.
*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
by cosmic_dreamer_111 July 11, 2023
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by acoolturtlebatxh November 2, 2019
Get the urban dictionarymug. by pussy is good shit ;) May 18, 2015
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Urban Dictionary, somewhere ABSOLUTELY no one talks about sex! Everything's so kid friendly that they don't even accept you to do a word!
Me: Oh, WOW! I don't need to read a dictionary book, there's a website!
Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand!
*searches philosophy*
Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass*
Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one!
*searches audacity*
Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane*
Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS
Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand!
*searches philosophy*
Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass*
Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one!
*searches audacity*
Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane*
Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS
by iidonutiee February 11, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A teacher's worst nightmare...
Or....A dictionary in which others compute their definitions of a word.
Or....A dictionary in which others compute their definitions of a word.
Definition 1
Teacher: Okay class, how did you guys find your definitions?
Most of the students: Urban Dictionary...
Teacher: Oh dear...where did I go wrong..
Definition 2
Gorge: Hey Bill, got any suggestions of where I can write my own definitions?
Bill: Urban Dictionary...Defiantly.
Teacher: Okay class, how did you guys find your definitions?
Most of the students: Urban Dictionary...
Teacher: Oh dear...where did I go wrong..
Definition 2
Gorge: Hey Bill, got any suggestions of where I can write my own definitions?
Bill: Urban Dictionary...Defiantly.
by Hardly_knew it May 18, 2018
Get the Urban Dictionarymug.