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Madison

Madison’s are often fairly pretty. They might not be the prettiest, but life isn’t only about looks. Some Madison’s are fairly sad and don’t like their lives. They can often back stab their best friends when it comes to making themself happy. She’ll often have a crush on her BFF’s boyfriend. She’ll try to brake them apart but the only thing that comes back to her is hate. Madison’s have a nice side sometimes but they’re ok. They are lazy but love food!
Guy 1: “Dude who tf is that? She’s kinda pretty.”
Guy 2: “Dude don’t try to date her she is a heart breaker and back stabber!”
Guy 1: “I heard she made a rumor just to get a boy. Madison’s are so fucking rude.”
by MacaronTheWolf May 6, 2019
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Madison

Madison’s are absolutely beautiful. You take one look at them and you can’t resist dropping your jaw. They normally dislike their eye color, but others are always telling them that their eyes are the most gorgeous things to look at. They normally have incredibly soft, thin, and smooth hair. It makes you forget about everything and you can’t stop touching it. Once you start you can’t stop. They are also amazing kissers. Even if they’ve never kissed anyone before, they always seem to leave a man stunned after a kiss. They love to be held tight when making out and love to be close. They have incredible art skills and talent. They love sports like basketball and they are amazing at javelin. They are usually very tall. They also have one of the most chiseled jawlines you’ll ever see. They are extremely comfortable to lay on or wrap yourself around. Madison’s are very loyal and will never leave you. They hate to be alone when in a relationship and loves to be followed. If you’re dating a Madison you’re promising to love her the rest of your life.
I am in love with Madison
by Daddy5678 April 30, 2022
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madison wise

She's a Blond Girl With glasses tipicly in loved with anime and Shes also into hardcore Shit like boys, she acts like a tomboy, She's cute, a bit stupid at times but she makes that up by showing her respect, no one notices her except the Low Lifed Kids. But mainly and most interesting of all she's the cooliest Female friend you could have besides that other ghetto popular girl at that school

God the ghetto girls are bitches

But she's like my warm soup and medium sized seat... it's all JUST Right
Hey madison wise want to do some fun Boyish Shit mah nigga even tho u is White Blond Girl
Madison Wise: umm... Fuck Yea I would Like to Do Boyish Things because am Madison's wise and I might have Huger Cock Than You will ever have You male human

Human Friend of madison: ok your cock is probably not that bad but my ...
Madison wise: am sorry but my balls are also Bigger and Has Tastyer Semen than your Human Pesent
Friend that's not to sure about his actions: ...

Big Dick and big balls Madison wise: sure lets go play some basket ball :)
Friend: ... (mid way of saying Ok) oh-ka
Madison: I'll rapture your little boy Pussy with my massive bear cock
Friend who's about to get raped: sounds good :)
Madison: ok but let's play some basket ball :)
Friend: :)
Madison: :)
Friend: :)
Black friend: :)
Madison and Friend: FUQ YOU NIGGER
Black friend : I love you all and feel excepted Hey Madison may i suck your Massive bear cock I'll let you put it in daddy master slave Senpie

Madison: ;) give me the Sucky Suck
by Supa Nazi August 13, 2017
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Madison

A kind person that loves to be an idiot sometimes when around someone that she likes or knows very well. She is the prettiest person you can ever meet and her cuteness will make you love her to bits.
Boy 1: do you see madison she is the best person.
Boy 2: yeah I see her I think I like her there is just something about her that makes me like her.
by Myegghurts October 11, 2022
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madison novoa

Madison Novoa is the realest female on earth
by madiyfd November 18, 2023
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Madison

Madison has the nicest ass of basically anyone you know
Aint no ass like Madison’s”
by NotaMadison November 23, 2021
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Madison

Madison is a kindhearted, intelligent, funny, and a great best friend. If you ever meet one, you are extremely lucky. You may see her at first as just a joker, but she is one of the best people you will ever meet. I'm so lucky to be her peaches. She is always there for you, even if it involves telling our math teacher that I am to afraid to ask and that I should sit next to her. Madison is the person no one can hate and the best at having friends over. One of her many abilities is watching greys. If any boy is lucky enough to be with her, they better treat her right, otherwise an Addison will be there to punch them. :) ❤️
by Peachesandpickles January 4, 2019
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