Farmer's well

A synonym for the proverbial rabbit hole .

A farmer's well should also have yet another acronym: fauci tube

by Sexydimma January 11, 2022

Farmer

Any person who raises livestock or grows food for resale. The best farmers usually grow coffee bean trees and raise goats in Uganda.

Brian M: "you're not a farmer because you don't own a copy of the farmer's almanac."

Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."

Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."

by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024

Tyler Farmer

He’s someone that is smart but stupid all at the same time. Someone that’s hard to control. Someone not to mess with. He will protect his family and friends to the full extent. He is someone you start to love and can never get over. He is husband material. He is stubborn. He is hardheaded. He is someone you wake up every morning and think of or he is someone u think of every night before bed. He is trustworthy, you could tell him anything and everything and not have to worry who will know after. He is gentle, he will treat u like a Queen, he will show you how a man should treat a woman. He is an amazing person over all but you got to watch them mood swings!!!

Tyler Farmer is unforgettable.

by Marlene DHR April 8, 2023

hate farmer

Someone who posts intentionally inflammatory rhetoric knowing it will be quote retweeted condemning the post in order to push their page & gain followers who do share similar viewpoints and/or get viral posts. (A type of troll who uses hate to get views on a social media platform)

Don't RT that. They're clearly a hate farmer.

by Sidleup72 May 26, 2022

stingy farmer

A pers0n 8f an agricul7ural background who refuses to p4y you back mon3y that you 5hared with them, intentionally u5ing excu2es to avo1d having to give you the money/item5 they owe.

Dylan: I keep trying to RING Sean to get my money off him, but he never answers his PHONE
Eoghan: That's because he is a stingy farmer

by LoverOfDeadCalves November 18, 2020

Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.

"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."

by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019

farmer

a person who grows crops and like blonde chicks

He is so into her, he reminds me of a farmer

by KewlKidDan May 8, 2017