mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..
Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
by The Poison Dwarf August 04, 2010
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dotted her eyes

dotting the eyes is the act of pulling out and shooting semen into your partners eye(s)
how was the bar rag from last night?
she was awesome.... i dotted her eyes and they were still glued shut this morning
by dr tool June 04, 2019
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too dot to trot

Absolutely astoundingly magnificent sites unparallaled by any but a few
Some sites appear to be too dot to trot.
by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009
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Dot

A type of person that has little or no intelligence.
"That's wrong, you dot" said Mark
by GuyOnYoutube April 04, 2019
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M- dot tattoo

M- dot tattoo is a tattoo competitors choose to get if they want, after they have completed an iron man triathlon in Hawaii. if you get it before you complete the 1500 entry race your a poser
after i completed the iron man i got this sick M- dot tattoo iron man logo
by uriospaniard November 07, 2010
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Dot

The source that gives rise to art or contributes to a painting—unlike a dimensionless point with no length, area, or depth, a tiny dot still has an area.
A point may be likened to an idealized dot, which has been reduced to what mathematicians call an “infinitesimal.”
by Numerati November 24, 2023
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DOT

A gay man who is misogynistic and who publicly uses being “gay” as excusable permission for hateful behavior towards women. He is no longer be identifies as “gay”; they can identify as a Dot.
Derick Frazier called Tiffany a bitch but he isn’t gay, he is a dot.
by Sacred Lotus September 30, 2021
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