Techassacre

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre of technology. When technology is being so uncooperative that you just want to take a chainsaw to it.

Bob: My iPod, phone AND laptop are all spazzing out and won't work properly.
Bill: It's a Techassacre.

by saresare93 November 14, 2011

Teasle Tassle

Any female who deals Marijuana or gets alcohol for underage kids.

Yo your sister is my top Teasle Tassle!

by iShotMarvinInTheFace October 3, 2011

tease war

The act of a significant other, by dressing slutty or skanky. In order to impress on the opposite sex that they wish for favors or items at no cost.

She told me that her and her friends are going on a tease war! I cant believe she would do that to me!

Dude, your girlfriend is competing in a tease war, you need to dump her.

Did you see the way she was dressed? Its obvious she is in a tease war.

by The Wordster September 16, 2014

tease virgin

When you sexually tease a person that you are talking to. You dont even have to be a virgin to be called this that simple fact is irelevant.

God damn it paul I just cant believe that your talking to another tease virgin!

by Jim, the tease virgin May 5, 2016

techasidus

When you would rather drink to the hole.then deal with these assholes...

Dude was a nice burial. Ya i know he totally died from techasidus..

by techologist...psy September 14, 2016

teasebop

A big fat black dildo

Mai-Bre Conklin asked me what a teasebop is.

by Ford Explore-her May 27, 2016

Teasetard

A teasetard is someone who makes a jackass out of themselves when flirting.

Those two people at the end of the bar love making teasetards out of themselves toward each other.

by femorgasmjunkie June 25, 2016