Text Stinge

A mobile phone miser. A person that texts you, but never texts back to your reply, no matter how entertaining your reply may be. They might also call you, but should you miss this call, do not expect a second call, you are dealing with a scrooge after all.

ArtsyFartsyGirl: "I take pictures of stuff and drink wheatgrass."

Mr.Sexy: "You are one strange bratlington! What are you up to later?"
No reply
Mr Sexy: "You are a major Text Stinge!"

by JayMcee June 16, 2010

Tewodros

A boys name widely used in Ethiopia. It means God's gift. Theodoros, Theodorus (Ancient Greek), Theodore, Ted, Teddy, Theo (English), Theodor (German), Theodoros (Greek)

Tewodros II was the Emperor of Ethiopia from 1855 until his death.

by Theo89 September 11, 2018

Terr

Rhodesian forces during the Rhodesian Bush War, used terr to describe the terrorists.

The terr was in a tree as I shot him when he took a cigarette.

by Wehra October 10, 2018

teheheheheh

Used for any type of answer. Usually in a more immature fashion, used with teenage boys.

Yo bro are you going to take the test?

teheheheheh

Wanna get lunch tomorrow?
teheheheheh

You bitch
teheheheheh

by BigSweatyWang February 6, 2019

Terminal Friendship

The act of suddenly caring about someone or having a sudden desperate need to be a positive part of someone’s last bit of life when they suddenly become stricken with a terminal illness, knowing full well that before becoming sick that there really was no meaningful friendship in the years leading up to the terminal diagnosis.

This can be applied to anyone you may have been close with in the past, like a family member or former friend that you’ve rarely seen or communicated with in the last many years due a falling out or because they were a well known asshole that you have supported financially.

The existence of this type of friendship is purely self-motivating for the person seeking a closer relationship with the terminally ill. Money and other assets typically surround the motivation. Guilt can also be another reason to seek this friendship, but still self-motivating nontheless.

Unfortunately, this term most often can be applied to 40yr old bitch daughters with shitty credit that have been punching meal tickets off of their parents, squatting rent free in their rental properties, driving their cars, seeking a never ending bailout, and spent the last 39 yrs of their meaningless lives being a terror to everyone in their immediate family construct; only to have a sudden change of heart now that the person who has been sustaining them financially is at their weakest point.

1.) Hey sis, if you aren’t here for just a terminal friendship, then why did you put our involet, bed ridden mother, into a wheel chair, take her downtown and transfer her car title into your name without telling anyone?

2.) We havent seen Aunty around for the last 20-30 yrs, and mom always talked about how she never had a really tight relationship with her, but now they’re enjoying a terminal relationship so Aunty doesn’t have to live with guilt when mom is gone.

by Bogdaddywags February 12, 2019

Teslim

Teslim is often misunderstood due to his secretive and intense nature. However, prove to Teslim that you are trustworthy and he will be a lifelong and loyal friend. Teslim is often deeply serious about relationships, unfailingly loyal to the ones he love, and you will find no protector more fierce. He make great friends and terrible enemies.
Teslim loves to chat, play and have fun at most

I would love to be a Teslim

by zillilan January 3, 2020

Test-Talk

Test-Talk
Is when you are testing someone’s cool.
aggravating a person by talking a lot of trash.
Testing your luck by talking smart for no reason.

Ephraim: Hey man my rims look better than yours lol,
Big Enoch: Why you always tryna Test-Talk me homeboy?

GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick July 18, 2020