Toddler Steps

When Baby Steps just aren't enough.

He's taking baby steps as a manager, but we really need him to start taking toddler steps.

by dilly42 September 20, 2016

Toddler in Chief

Exceptional heads of state which have come to leadership after a long and successful political career

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief

by cockgiver October 30, 2017

toddlerness

toddler like

I was weird in my age of toddlerness

by Empiregaming13 May 3, 2018

Toddler's reasoning

Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying

Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers

KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields

I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning

Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying

by Kollando May 8, 2018

toddlywoddler

the british slang used to talk about a mans penis

"my m8 has the biggest toddlywoddler ever!"

by snailsrdabomb May 10, 2018

Toddly

Is the state between tiddly and drunk

“I’m tiddly with one drink, I I have another one it surely get me toddly”

by Holiday1310 May 28, 2018

Todded

A form of jedi mind trick that overrules common sense and makes you stay out to all hours of the night.

I got 100% Todded Last night, got home after 4am and am feeling atrocious!

by ceekerr May 14, 2018