Titflesh

The fleshy visible parts of fat chicks' breasts.

Dude, check out the titflesh on that chick

by Muk Wang October 29, 2006

BACON TITTIES

Titties. but more delicious!

Let's go eat some bacon titties at that strip club version of IHOP.

by MR.CHEESEFRIES April 21, 2014

Witch's Titties

Any instance in which a females nipples get hard.

That fat bitch coming out of the frozen food section has massive Witch's Titties!

by B-RizzleDizzle October 15, 2009

dick titties

an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.

Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties

by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011

titties

slang used for "cool" or "awesome."

"Hey Tom, guess what?"
"What's that Tim?"
"I just found $500 cash on the ground"
"Wow, that's titties."

by Hybridrocknroll May 9, 2005

city titties

the bumps along the centerline of the road. they are usually a reflective yellow. like a speed bump

Passenger of a drunk driver: Dude! you've already run over the city titties once tonight, don't do it again!

by illegal fairtrade May 29, 2009

Pitty Titties

Pitty Titties are from the words pitty and tittie combined. Together those words mean that your girl-friend or boy-friend has saggy titties.

holy piss man your girl has pitty titties.

by Nateatlarge August 29, 2010