by Biglardincharge March 25, 2019
Get the Poser mug.1. Someone who tries to be something their not (triesto be popular)
2. Ditches real friends for ones that are more popular, than proceed to make fun of old friends
3. Someone who is often used see: tool
2. Ditches real friends for ones that are more popular, than proceed to make fun of old friends
3. Someone who is often used see: tool
Dylan became a poser when he ditched his friends to try to be cool and made fun of them. He also makes fun of his girlfriend behind her back.
by Pseudonym9000 June 22, 2009
Get the poser mug.Someone that tells people one thing from their pulpit, then tells people something different behind the scenes.
The poser would say God Bless You when somebody sneezed in public, but would reveal that he/she never actually believed in God or the bible when it was just family, friends, or nobody (not the broader audience) around. After all of his/her talk about what other people did not want in their backyards, it turned out the one who was a different person outside their own backyard was him/her, not the Not in My Backyard folks (a clever abbreviation).
by The Original Agahnim July 5, 2021
Get the Poser mug.Hurriedly and randomly collecting scattered pieces of shit
and sloppily throwing them onto a disorganized pile.
And, thinking you are the best thing humanity has ever laid eyes or ears on
rendering yourself as just a poser.
and sloppily throwing them onto a disorganized pile.
And, thinking you are the best thing humanity has ever laid eyes or ears on
rendering yourself as just a poser.
Golly Bill,,, Mr. Ware sure did put a nice collection of abstract
musical instrument noises together,,, NOT he's just a poser.
musical instrument noises together,,, NOT he's just a poser.
by Handy Dick Vandy August 26, 2022
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a so called celebrity from the philippines who says money they got lots yet they embezzle
a napoleonic celebrity who says he so flush he gon buy yacths yet if u pull.up to his house the guard makes abundantly clear the house aint his yet he talking loud bout buying yachts! fuck off ogie alcasid, poser!
a napoleonic celebrity who says he so flush he gon buy yacths yet if u pull.up to his house the guard makes abundantly clear the house aint his yet he talking loud bout buying yachts! fuck off ogie alcasid, poser!
ogie alcasid is a poser; he dont even own his home yet talks like he can buy a yacht! he is an embezling poser clown Napoleonic midget!
by noateneochiklmays June 14, 2017
Get the poser mug.A poser is someone who attempts to become something they're not, generally in the hope of being accepted by others.
Poser punk: "Anarchy in the U.K"
Random guy: "What the fuck?! Shut up, poser, we're in America! Cut the England bullshit, you've probably never even been there!!"
Random guy: "What the fuck?! Shut up, poser, we're in America! Cut the England bullshit, you've probably never even been there!!"
by iAmMeFUCKYOU August 16, 2011
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