Seemingly the "perfect woman, until she removes her eyelashes, her extensions, her push-up bra and lip injections...then discover she's bat-shit crazy with "daddy issues"
by halestorm47 September 6, 2022
Get the Fool's Goldmug. Someone who lies through their teeth to get their way, but they have no foresight whatsoever to see the end results of their actions. Essentially, they brainwash people into obeying them without hesitation, then use said people to ruin their own life without realizing it.
My congressman tricked congress into passing a bill that legalized having religious books in schools. Now they're panicking that other religious people are also putting their books in schools. What a manipulative fool.
by Lucifina Nightinger July 1, 2024
Get the Manipulative Foolmug. 
If monkey have banana, banana valuable. If monkey grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable
you picked the wrong house fool
you picked the wrong house fool
by anonymous February 16, 2022
Get the you picked the wrong house foolmug. The fool's Mate is the fastest way to get check mated in chess
How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#
How to do Moves
1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f3 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e6 2.g4 Qh4#
1.f4 e5 2.g4 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e6 2.f4 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f3 Qh4#
1.g4 e5 2.f4 Qh4#
"White is trash at the game,he starts with grob,Black plays queen pawn,Then white goes for the English defence but black play the fool's Mate with queen to h5
by I like chess July 9, 2024
Get the Fool's Matemug. A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.
Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?
by QuacksO April 3, 2023
Get the Aperil Fools Daymug. Girl, I bought this bottle because I thought I was gonna drink 2L a day, but the bottle is too dai gao and yoke shuin; I am boo boo the fool.
by babyper January 21, 2022
Get the Boo Boo The Foolmug.