Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money

Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

Fathering Adventures

A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids

That guy was arrested for the interest in fathering adventures

by theos a fat dog August 9, 2018

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

say fathers

In black culture, dissimilar to "say mothers", suggesting that one's father has abandoned them.

Person 1: You're a nigger
Person 2: Say fathers
Person 1: Ah you got me, that does make me more black.

by LeNegre May 14, 2017

Harold's Father

A strong and handsome man that loves spending time with his son Harold The Gorilla.

I love Harold's Father, He's so strong and Handsome

by Harold's Father January 25, 2022