by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.
My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.
by Phickle Dude January 17, 2011
by Mulatto Barbie December 13, 2016
1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.
2. Slang for Animal Cracker.
2. Slang for Animal Cracker.
by Urban Philosopher November 23, 2009
by sunrisesunburnsunsetrepeat2019 June 13, 2019
A person who seems very nice, but turns out to be an asshole. Similar to how you’d mistake a raisin cookie as a chocolate chip one.
by ThisIsAUsername January 04, 2019
The act of putting chocolate chips and cookie dough around your sisters vagina then fucking the shit out of it.
by donald the duck January 17, 2017