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Monkey on car

Fuck off
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
by Pridezasin May 1, 2020
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Safety Car

A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.
Subject A: Safety Car deployed

Subject B: What happened?

Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel
by L.D. (@ProjectHR1) April 19, 2021
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Fucken Car

The Mercedes Benz V-300 exclusive, the car that uplifted the lost souls of black men in Sauta.
"Get out of my car!!"
"Get out my Fucken Car!!"

Once said the leader of Men's Conference in his Fucken Car telling a Slay Queen to exit his Fucken Car.
by Tsako Sauta November 23, 2021
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Car Boombox

When the car beside you decides to put on the radio and pump it up to max volume so that everyone walking and driving can hear, usually occurs at red lights.
Bill: Hey did you hear that new song by Drake?

John: Yeah, I heard it on the last night while I was walking home

Bill: Car boombox?

John: Yup
by TheCrazedOne August 10, 2013
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Car Voice

When on a car journey travellers may use their ‘Car Voice’ to broadcast exciting new things, general information and nonsense - at an unnecessarily amplified volume - to other passengers who are barely 3 foot away. The ‘Car Voice’ is an excessively raised voice, intimately resembling a bellow, originally utilized within a vehicle and usually performed by a restless male.

Your ‘Car Voice’ may be exercised in any circumstance although one must use with caution around the elderly.
"UHHM! UHHM! HELLO? ARE WE THERE YET BOYS? UHHM BOYS?! I'M GROWING RESTLESS. I NEED A YOGGI PICK-ME-UP!" said mills, with his Car Voice.
by Milsie October 26, 2009
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swapping cars

When two men are balls deep in each others mouths swapping their cars. Quite literally my dick was a car and I was shoving (swapping) in and out of his mouth.
“Omg Ollie and Dereck were totally swapping cars after the concert.”
Yeah dude, that was crazy”
by Swappingcars May 17, 2023
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car dp445

Racer Number 95, Lightning McQueen who was given the title car dp445 for going out on the town with minors for publicity, but claims the 8th grader he was going out with told him she was 18. He is also know as Lightning McGroomer
"car dp445 once again caught messaging minors after being caught 2 years Ago”
by Sockman247 October 1, 2023
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