Girl: Where is your condom?
Guy: I do not have one but I do have a lot of bubblegum.
Girl: What you waiting for put it on!!!
Guy: Alright, I am going to Texas Bubblegum you! Hope it does not break otherwise your in for some serious problems.
Guy: I do not have one but I do have a lot of bubblegum.
Girl: What you waiting for put it on!!!
Guy: Alright, I am going to Texas Bubblegum you! Hope it does not break otherwise your in for some serious problems.
by MadMax Houston March 12, 2011
A sexual procedure in which one partner lies down and stretches saran wrap across their face, whilst the other partner proceeds to poo on said saran wrap.
by kegers July 22, 2004
by Adrian November 06, 2004
Boring, Lame town filled with impressionable youths, scene kids, paper "gangsters", pot heads, Tools, And pretty much anything else you could think of besides people with common sense, and minds of their own.
by Kelvin Brown July 18, 2005
The act of pleasuring a female via fingers, while riding shotgun, and proceeding to dry out the excess VAG juice by means of sticking your hand out the window and taking a hearty bite out that taterchip
by km BJ December 23, 2004
A small town in Texas that smells like the toilet after a trucker took the hugest shit of his life. When there is alot of wind, you can smell it from miles away, causing people to bag on the terrible reak of Amarillo because shitty ass Hereford is blowing in. With a population of 15,000 of either people that are the epitome of white trash - or mexican illegal immigrants.
Visitor of Amarillo: What the fuck is that smell?
Amarilloan: Oh, Hereford is just blowing in.
Talking to a newcomer
Me: And when the wind blows, like it does all the time - you will smell Hereford, Texas. Good luck with that.
Amarilloan: Oh, Hereford is just blowing in.
Talking to a newcomer
Me: And when the wind blows, like it does all the time - you will smell Hereford, Texas. Good luck with that.
by Taylor and Julie May 15, 2010
by Houston sucks May 03, 2018