Horn Surge

Sudden Horniness at an inappropriate time

My boyfriend had a horn surge when the kids were around

by Cryddy January 7, 2021

Silver Surfer

When someone tech decks they're erect dick around the room like a plane into an accepting vagina.

My dick's feeling very aerodynamic tonight, I'm going to give her the old silver surfer later.

by Doctorbotany July 27, 2021

The Surfer

When a man points out both his thumb and pinkie finger out, inserts his thumb into a women's vagina and starts to rapidly shake his hand.

Person 1: "I performed The Surfer on my girlfriend last night"
Person 2: "Gnarly dude"

by Jesher23 November 14, 2021

burro surfer

Beastiality towards donkeys

Jeff is a burro surfer because he likes to stick his dick in donkeys assholes

by Knob sniffer September 26, 2021

street surgeon

Another name for a road worker.

"Hey, why aren't you taking 5th ave?"
"Street surgeons are performing an operation there, traffic is going to be backed up all the way to midtown."

by Toomanygs December 1, 2021

crowd surfer

Someone who goes along with what is popular within a given group of people regardless of their own personal standings in order for general social validation to be achieved.

Dude, that kid is such a crowd surfer.
How?
The group he hangs out with doesn't particularly like him, but he still just goes along with whatever they say. It seems like he just wants to fit in, but he's just going about it the wrong way
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
You wanna make out?
Oh boy do I!

by Bosco'sNutshack March 14, 2022

subway surfers

a game that bryadon and logan are obsessed with

"hey braydon, my high score has diamond" subway surfers

by ilovelogan78 April 14, 2022