Steerking

1. The act of not being able to steer correctly while driving and texting. Often, leading a vehicle to veer off in different directions or even swerve while in motion.
2. One who appears to be in a trance like state when they text and drive. But who fails to responsibly look around themselves while driving a moving vehicle.
3. The principle act that leads cars to suddenly and without notice smash in to a large tree or other road side object.

"The Interstate was crowded by slow steerking vehicles, and full of negligent drivers who apparently had no consideration for the safety of those around them."

Drexting, Drive-texting, Text-Driving, Driving and Texting, Texting and Driving, Responsible Texting, Swerving, Sterking, Starking, Texting, Steering

by Schizo@theBat September 30, 2013

Screaming bizkits

Anal sex after a night of consuming hot sauce and\or spicy foods.

Shoot girl, I wanted to but I I was too nervous because I had a case of the screaming bizkits.

by Brother_and_sister February 14, 2015

Steaming Hulk

One of the worst presents that one can give/receive in a public bathroom. The massive doody is dark green with the remnants of a healthy diet. Upon contact with the toilet water, this hot dropping initiates plenty of water vapor. It's best not to flush; flushing only makes it angrier...

Clese: "Yo, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
Langston: "No way! There was a steaming hulk in there!"

by Badoge May 17, 2016

spreading the nutella

Code for taking a shit.

Bro 1: What you doing?
Bro 2: Spreading the Nutella.

by Itwatudo March 6, 2017

screaming volcano

When you spew so much that you cum and shit yourself at the same time.

Gave me mate 6 shots of tequila.

Screaming Volcano

by jbdh86 April 28, 2017

sneaking a pussy sniff

That sweet moment you catch a slight sniff of her pussy odor, without her noticing.

Nonchalantly putting your face in her vaginal area and ever so slightly sniffing. That’s sneaking a pussy sniff

by MadSkills October 31, 2017

speaking to discover

A method to make oneself aware of certain things one was not aware of until one began speaking to oneself or others (and preferably recorded what one said) about something (to be able to analyze it).

Speaking extemporaneously to myself and audio-recording it has helped me realize certain things I was not aware of until I said them. That process is called "speaking to discover".

by but for June 7, 2018