Wicker and stiffs

popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.

"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "

by a falling slice of mango October 31, 2011

sniff the stiff

When you sniff your mans dick when it’s hard

Damn bro I’m bouta go sniff the stiff

by Flick da stick January 13, 2018

hacking a stiff

To hack a stiff; to smoke (weed or whatever the hell) despite it causing a terrible hacking cough. Whether from smoking itself or asthma.

"Where's Bill?"
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."

by 3AM-entry January 31, 2020

Don’t stifle your tinkle

Don’t stop trying to pee.

Don’t stifle your tinkle too much. That’s bad for you.

by ax_colleen May 8, 2020

stuck on stiff

When someone gets shook so bad that they just stiff up and can't make any moves. Someone who's just there and not doing shit. Ain't really about that life.

You keep talking all that loud shit and you'll get stuck on stiff. End up with a can of starch.

by son1 March 20, 2021

Late Night Stiffy

Those moments when you’re up late and get a grade-a raging cock penis boner hard enough to penetrate the earth’s crust

Girl on FaceTime: hey lol let’s stay up all night

Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN

by _The_Fool_ May 16, 2023

Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja

That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023